From the simple ("dogs!" and "rats!") to the scientific ("pithecanthropuses!") to the sublime ("vegetarian!"), Captain Haddock is famous for his many curses. This is an attempted comprehensive list of all his curses and insults. Expressions marked with the symbol "♦" may contain an intended reference to people of a present-day ethnicity, nationality or culture.

Contents 1 A for these 2 B 3 C 4 D 5 E 6 F 7 G 8 H 9 I 10 J 11 K 12 L 13 M 14 N 15 O 16 P 17 R 18 S 19 T 20 V 21 W 22 Y 23 Z 24 Comments

A for theseEdit

captain:Here are my curses.

• Aardvark!
• Abecedarians!
• Aborigine! ♦
• Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! ♦
• (old) Alcoholic !
• Anachronisms!
• Anacoluthons!
• Antediluvian bulldozer [Tibet p60 B2]!
• Anthracite! ♦
• Anthropithecus!
• Anthropophagus!
• Arabian Nightmare!
• Artichokes!
• Autocrats!
• Aztecs!

BEdit

• Baboon(s)!
• Baby-snatchers!
• Bagpipers!
• Bald-headed budgerigar!
• Balkan Beetle! ♦
• Bandit!
• Bandicoots!
• Bashi-bazouks!
• Bath-tub Admiral!
• Beast(s)!
• Belemnite!
• Big-head! TT35
• Billions of blue blistering boiled and barbecued barnacles
• Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles!
• Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!
• Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon!
• Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
• Black-beetles! ♦
• Black marketeers!
• Blackamoor! ♦
• Blackbird! ♦
• Blackguards!
• Blistering Barnacles!
• Blistering blundering birdbrain!
• Blistering Eardrums!
• Bloodsuckers!
• Blue blistering barnacles!
• Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash!
• Blunderbuss!
• Body-snatcher!
• Bootlegger!
• Borgia!
• Bougainvillea!
• Brat!
• Breathalyser!
• Brigand(s)!
• Brutes!
• Buccaneer!
• Bully!
• Butcher!

CEdit

• Cachinnating cockatoo!
• Cannibal(s)!
• Carpet-sellers!
• Caterpillars!
• Centipede!
• Cercopithecus!
• Certified diplodocuses!" (a pun on the Bordurian embassy car's CD plate)
• Coconuts! ♦
• Coelacanth!
• Colocynths!
• Corsair!
• Cowards!
• Crab apples!
• Cro-Magnon!
• Crooks!
• Cushion footed quadrupeds!
• Cyclone!
• Cyclotron!

DEdit

• Dictatorial Duck-Billed Diplodocus
• Diplodocus!
• Dipsomaniac!
• Dizzard!
• Dogs!
• Doryphore(s)! (Used as a racist term in French for a German person, actual meaning is Colorado potato beetle) ♦
• Duck-billed platypus!
• Dunderheaded coconuts!
• Dynamiter!

EEdit

• Ectoplasmic byproduct!
• Ectoplasm(s)!
• Egoists!

FEdit

• Fancy-dress Facist!
• Fancy-dress Fatima! ♦
• Fancy-dress freebooter(s)! SU24
• Fatfaces!
• Filibuster(s)!
• Flamin' Jack-in-the-Box!
• Fourlegged Cyrano!
• Freshwater pirate! SU24
• Freshwater swabs!
• Fuzzy-wuzzy! ♦
• Freshwater  politicians

GEdit

• Gallows-fodder!
• Gang of thieves!
• Gangsters!
• Gibbering anthropoids!
• Gibbering ghost!
• Great flat-footed grizzly bear!
• Gobbledygooks!
• Gogglers!
• Goosecaps!
• Guano gatherer! ♦
• Gyroscope!

HEdit

• Harlequin!
• Heretic!
• Highwayman!
• Hi-jackers!
• Hooligans!
• Hydrocarbon!

IEdit

• Iconoclast(s)!
• Idiots!
• Interplanetary goat, you! EM62
• Interplanetary Pirates!
• Invertebrate!

JEdit

• Jellied eel!
• Jellyfish!
• Jobbernowl! TT60

KEdit

• Kleptomaniacs!
• Ku Klux Klan!

LEdit

• Licorice-Livered Lubberly Scum in Thousands of Thundering Typhoons!
• Liquorice!
• Lily-livered landlubbers!
• Lily-livered bandicoots!
• Loathsome brute!
• Logarithm!
• Lubberscum!

MEdit

• Macrocephalic baboon!
• Meddlesome Cabin Boy!
• Megacycle! TT60!
• Megalomaniac!
• Mameluke!
• Miserable bird
• Miserable blundering barbecued blister!
• Miserable earthworms!
• Miserable miser!
• Miserable molecule of mildew!
• Misguided missles!
• Mister Mule!
• Monopolizers!
• Monster!
• Morons!
• Moujiks! ♦
• Mountebanks!
• Musical morons!
• Murderers!
• Millions  and  billions  of  blue blistering  barnacles

NEdit

• Nanny Goat!
• Nest of rattlesnakes!
• Nincompoop!
• Nitwits!
• Nitwitted ninepins!
• Numbskulls!
• Nyctalops!

OEdit

• Odd-toed ungulate!
• Olympic athlete!
• Ophicleides!
• Orangoutang!
• Ostrogoth!

PEdit

• Pachyrhizus!
• Paranoiac!
• Parasites!
• Patagonians! ♦
• Pestilential Pachyderm!
• Phylloxera!
• Picaroons! (from Spanish: pícaro, a "rogue. Same word as Los Picaros, General Alcazar's soldiers)
• Pickled herrings!
• Pirates!
• Pithecanthropic mountebanks!
• Pithecanthropic pickpocket! TT37
• Pithecanthropuses! SU24
• Pockmarks!
• Politician!
• Poltroons!
• Polygraphs!
• Polynesian! ♦
• Prattling porpoise!
• Profiteers!
• Psychopath!
• Purple profiteering jellyfish!
• Pyrographers!
• Pyromaniac!

REdit

• Raggle taggle ruminants!
• Rapscallion!
• Rats!
• Rhizopods!
• RKRPXZKRMTFRZ!
• Road roller!
• Road hogs!
• Ruffian!

SEdit

• Rotten sand-hoppers!
• Saucy tramp!
• Savages!
• Scoffing braggart!
• Scorpion!
• Sea gherkin(s)!
• Sea-lice!
• Sea lion! PS9
• Shipwreckers!
• Slave trader!
• Slubberdegullions!
• Sparrows!
• Spitfire!
• Squawking popinjay!
• Steamrollers!
• Stoolpigeon!
• Subtropical sea-louse!
• Swine!
• Sycophant!

TEdit

• Technocrat!
• Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
• Terrapins!
• Terrorists!
• Thundering typhoons!
• Tin hatted tyrants!
• Toads!
• Toffee-noses!
• Torturers!
• Traitors!
• Tramps!
• Tribe of Polynesians! DM5
• Troglodytes!
• Turncoats!
• Twister!
• Two-timing Tartar twister! ♦
• Two-timing Troglodytes!

VEdit

• Vagabonds!
• Vampires!
• Vandal!
• Vegetarian!
• Vermicellis!
• Villain!
• Viper!
• Visigoths!
• Vulture!

WEdit

• Weevils!
• Whippersnapper!
• Wildcat!
• Woodlice!
• Wreckers!

YEdit

• Young monkey! TT54

ZEdit

• Zapotecs! ♦